hay naku.. la man lng magandang movie... nywy, la nmn akong pera eh. so, how can i watch a movie if i haven't have any penny? walanju'ng buhay are! malas ko nmn... hopefully by weds meron na... la lng... i found in the net ung 'into the blue' ni paul walker and jessica alba and 'the exorcism of emily rose'... danda kaya? la lng... kainis! under maintenance ang friendster. ndi tuloy ako makapag-CSS ngaun. kelngang pagandahin ang mga bagay-bagay. ndi pa ako nakakapagreport sa landbank. kulang pa requirements ko eh. hala! mamaya ndi na pala ako qualify!! an' tanga ko tlg!

nung minsan tawa kme ng tawa ni DEMENTIA. kulit kc eh... gaya-gaya ng tawa. tas nadagdagan na kme ngaun. c PARKINSONS. oh db, astig? well, mga taong walang kamatayan ang pagkakamalimutin... mejo mahina pareho ang short- and long-term memory ng mga walah! c ALZHEIMERS? hay naku... mga sira-ulo ang mga taong ito. pare-pareho ng sket kaya aun! wag lng sabay-sabay mamamatay eh, oks lng... hehehe wag muna. dame png pangarap!

"sina b1 at b2 laging magkasama... sa lhat ng oras, sila ay masaya..."

NABUBUSOG BA ANG MANANANGGAL?

I was about to sleep when this question popped up in my mind before going to bed last nyt. Sheila thought I was asleep na kaya she was shocked nung bigla akong tumingin sa kanya from my bed and asked the stupid question. Well, kelangan ko ng sagot kc ndi ako matu2log. So, she txted some friends and gave their comment.

Shane txted, “P*ta! Malay ko! Pekalam ko sa manananggal, d nmn ako aswang. Bwiset! Supposedly alam na nya un ah! Sya tong aswang eh!”. Expected reaction. Expect the expected. Namura na nmn ako ng walanghiya-hitad!

Tx daw nya muna ung friend nyang manananggal. As far as he knows, nahahati daw sa waist area ang katawan ng isang manananggal. Courtesy of Yari ‘to. Pero ndi kme close. Hehe mukhang mas antok padaw ako kesa sa kanya. Well, kelngan kong magtago ngaung araw na’to. Nakakahiya pag nakita nya ‘ko. Baka batuhin ako ng chair.

Question: Nasan ang stomach? Above o below the hatian? But through this reaction, I’ve conceptualized three (3) theories. Of course, with a conclusion. Hehe nice try!

MY THEORIES:

1. BOVEMACH THEORY. This means, ‘Above the stomach’. Kung ang stomach ay above the hatian, libre na ang pagtae. Kc ndi na nya kelngang sa pwet pa pa padaanin ung poo-poo. Don nlng sa part na naputol between stomach and pwet. Therefore, nabubusog din ang manananggal. Kaya sya nambibiktima ay dahil (1) nagugutom na sya, (2) kelngan na nyang itae ung previous foods na nakain na nya at ma-regain ung strength nya. Baka nga nmn kc ma feces poison ang half nya at ndi na sya makabalik sa half part ng body, (3) mejo prone sila sa hyperacidity lalo na kung madaming nakain. Kelngan nyang mag-ingat at mag-store na maraming Simeco- basta asim, Simeco! Magastos!

2. LOWMACH THEORY. Kung ang stomach ay ‘below’ sa hatian, definitely ndi sya mabubusog. Bekt? Diretso kc sa lagusan o butas ang mga sinipsip nyang dugo at kinaing lamang-loob. Therefore, walang na-store na food sa stomach. Putol ang connection between intestine and stomach. Labas din agad. Kaya madali syang magutom at kelngang mambiktima ng madami. Eto ang dapat katakutan. In fairness, ndi nya kelngang ma-feces poison kc walang teng mabubuo. Ndi na nya kelngang magCR. Therefore again, ang bahay ng manananggal ay walang ‘bowl’ sa CR or no CR at all. Pde nmn kcng arinola nlng since wee-wee lng sya ng wee-wee. No poo-poo. Konti lng nakakain nya. No more hyperacidity. No need for Solmux or Simeco or any equivalent prescription. Tipid!

3. MIDMACH THEORY. Also called Weenmach theory. Kung ang hatian ay saktong sa stomach, (hati tlg sa gitna ung stomach), kelngang magdala ng isang manananggal ng plastic o sako na sasalo ng mga kinain nya. So, ndi sayang ung effort nyang mambiktima. Pagod din un. SM or Robinsons bag/plastic bags will do but I highly recommend garbage bag. Kasya ako don. Nasubukan ko na. Tipid sya kc pde nyang ubusin ang isang tao. Maluwag pa nga eh. So, pde nya ring isama si Sheila tutal ngunguyain nmn eh. Kasya na kme don. Ndi nmn nya siguro nilulunok lng lhat ng kinakain nya ‘no?

More questions:

1. NABUBULUNAN BA ANG MGA MANANANGGAL OR ASWANG?
2. ANO HITSURA NG KANILANG IPIN?
3. NDI KYA MASIRA KANILANG IPIN KAKAKAIN?
4. NAGTU-TOOTHBRUSH DIN KYA SILA? O MERON KYA SILA NON? O NDI NILA ALAM UN?
5. NAKAKAKAIN PA RIN KAYA UNG MGA BUNGAL?

Courtesy of Sheila dhil mukang naiinis na sa kakulitan ko, ndi daw nabubulunan kc dugo lng daw ang kinakain. At sa bungal thing, modern tech na ngaun kaya pde na syang papustiso. Hehehe an tanga ko pala! Ndi ko naisip agad un eh. Kc nmn, fake din ipin. Nyar nyar nyar….hahahahaha juk tym. Peace out Sheng!

Ndi ko pa rin alam kung may toothbrush sila. Malamang kung tao sila meron. Pero kung aswang or whatever sya forever, pano un? Hay….

CONCLUSION:

Nakakautot pala ang magconceptualized ng theory. Just thinking kung alin ako sa mga ito kc mukang ndi ako nabubusog. I ate thrice for dinner with 1 ½[hr] to 2 ½[hr] time interval before going to bed. Whew! Ndi pa ksma ang breakfast and lunch dito. At merienda. Well…

sight-seeing blues..

pasukan n sa monday. la lng. prang 'yoko pa kc. tinatamad pa akong pumasok. hehe sa tues na nga lng ako papasok. hehe bad girl!

dito lng ako ngaun sa dorm. soundtrip. sige lng. namnamin at sulitin ang sembreak. ngaun ko lng na-imagine na mukha pla akong tanga dito. baket? dito lng ako ngaun sa kama, tabi ng bintana, nakatanaw sa mga building sa labas. hehe sight-seeing daw ba ng mga building sa ayala!? nang mag-isa. la ksma eh. umuwi c sheila ng LP. at napansin ko ang mga ito:

1. ndi kita ang helipad ng GT Tower. tatsulok kc ang dulo kya alanganing gawing helipad. baka mabutas ang helicopter pag nagkataon. o malamang mahulog lng. hehehe...well, meron kya?

2. red flag ng RCBC is up. or orange? layo kc kya ndi ko masiguro kung red o orange sya. okay, pra fair, red orange nng kulur nya. nywy, don't care what the hell that flag means - at this tym.

3. oks na ang front building ng The Columns. pero chaka pa din ang likod. nywy, that's not my problem. it's theirs na. isang hamak ng tagamasid lamang ako.

4. cute ng helipad ng ABN-AMRO building. why nuts? danda kcng gawing bubong. hehe la lng.

5. kaya lng tumaas ang PBCom Tower ay dhil sinakop lng ng buong part na un na mataas ang buong name ng building. at katabi nya ang helipad. malas lng pag-natumba o nahulog khit isang letter lng. mukhang sobrang laki eh.

6. mejo magkamukha ang Robinsons building at Philippine Stock Exchange...sori, magkakulay pla. mas maraming greeny part lng ang Robinsons. bka madamo maxado sa knila. o nilulumot na ang mga bintana? hehehe juk lng po. bka mademanda ako eh...

7. ndi ko lubhang makita ang HSBC kc nahaharangan ng mataas na apartment na katapat ng samen. partly hidden lng nmn pero ndi buo.

8. akala ko tahimik na ang buhay ko. ndi pa pla. nagpaparamdam na ang mga letseng nagvi-videoke na pag ndi sablay ang tono ay lyrics nmn. prng ndi nagbabasa eh. at ang pamatay ng mga accent. may bisaya, ilunggu man, badjao, t'boli, mangyan! ewan sa lahi nila. at ndi nawawalan ng mga nag-e-alien-talk! litsiniput!

it's raining, men...

i was walking alone along washington st. awhile ago when i remembered my kiddie days. my parents wont allow me playing in the rain fear of might getting cough ang fever. but not now. gone those days! i'm no longer a kid that's why i could actually play, bath or even walk in the rain - without umbrella. like what i did today. i'm walking alone wearing only cap (of course i have my clothes, bitch!) that i bought with sheng last weekend. i wanted to took off my cap but it's not good. masisira poise koh! hehehe.. i'm not bringing any umbrella eversince that's why i'm not buying even one. i hate that thing, i dunno why. anyway, it's good walking in the rain for no apparent reason. i'm not emoting. just want some walk. it's good refreshing myself. i'm no longer afraid of fever and cough by the way.

course card day...

f*ckshit! naiinis ako! why? nalate kme knina pagkuha ng course card sa busorga at gampro. nakakainis kc nmn, binigay na pla kay ms. ewan ung mga card ndi pa binigay smen ngaun. worst is, pinababalik pa kme sa monday just to get those cards!! badtrip kc pde nmn na niyang ibigay ngaun ung card. pinatatagal pa. ang sabi pa nya, dapat daw dumating kme ng mas maaga knina kaya nga daw may schedule ng pagkuha. eh anak ng tae pala nmn sya eh! knina lng nmng umaga pinost ung sched ng pagkuha ng course card!? fuckshit tlg! namumuro na sken 'yang pesteng 'yan eh! lage nlng. pati sa tsinelas. pero dito ako sobrang naiinis sa kanya. ala nmn syang ginagawa. sabagay ganon nmn tlg xa eh. laging nagsusungit. sobra. akala mo kung cno. ala nmn xang ginagawang sobrang tindi. o akala ko lng? akala ko lng wala. pero meron! meron! meron! waaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! pakshit tlg! pero oks lng nmn ung mga grades ko so far. la lng..trip ko lng maghimutok kc ayoko ng bumalik ng monday. anak ng! syempre tao rin ako. gusto ko ring magpahinga...hehehehe

my friend failed. i dunno what to do. i've no idea how cud i help her now. she's in need pa nmn. well, all i can do so far is to listen on her sentiments or whatever damn feelings in her. wawa nga eh. can't think of anything to ease her pain(?) and disappointment. but i do wanna help. and that's all that i can do. just to listen. it's a matter of grades and i have no right to shout her prof for giving such grade. wow! i've no courage. haha can't imagine shouting d*** **t** such kinds of word.. "damn you, hell-fucker-bitch! wanna die? gusto mong ma-zhao wei?" haha i'll be expelled for this damn action. hehehe basta...whatever happens, i'm just here. don't hesitate. we've been on same shit situation before. i know the feelings. but we still can survive. we can do it. you can do it. we're the survivor, rem? hahaha patay yang prof mo! matatagpuang lulutang-lutang 'yan sa ilog pasig..hahaha juk lng poh!!! just making u smile. if ever you read this. ^_^

cellphone ko poh!!!

cellphone koh!!!!!!!

i'm so excited...hehehe badtrip lng kc may pacute... hahaha

there it goes...

defense is over. finally. u know the feeling in the hot seat? 'm glad sir tubo isn't one of our panelists. why? goddamnit! i don't know if i cud answer those questions raising by him. goodgod it's sir jun. at least ndi cla ganon ka-terror. whew! we're trembling na nga kanina at it's like hell. actually i almost lost my sight kanina. ndi nmn nabulag pero mejo nag-shake. ung prang nahilo?! kainis. but it's over. we did good but we have minor revisions. at least minor lng. lhat nmn ata just dunno the others. it's kinda badtrip if major revisions. paksheet!

at least worth it ang effort ko staying too late here in school. and damnit! 'know what? there's something strange happened last saturday night here. i'm the only one left in school, well, of course with officer rocio. it's around 10:30 pm on this PC clock when suddenly may nanitsit. shit! sa sobrang kaba ko ndi ko na alam ung gagawin ko. i'm already disturbed and ang haba pa nmn nung sitsit ng kung cno man. all lights were off except dito sa comlab2. nagha-hard-code kc ako nung sa documentation nmen. ayokong matakot but i'm only human. at first i thought its nothing but a cold run through my spine and it's started sweating my hands. its not cold nor hot in lab but shit of all shit! i've nothing to do but to speed up and leave the place. thank god i'm emailing the whole damn thing to my groupmates na or else. bka ndi ko natapos ang lahat. ewan ko ba.

from now on, i'm no longer staying in school late night.....alone.. hehehe ^_^

finally...

hay...sarap ng buhay!! onti nlng sembreak na!! hahaha sarap magsaya after these disastrous week...or rather month...damn!! wanna go home na. la lng. i just wanna take some more rest...shit! finally, gampro is over. this project's making me sick. not the real project but those shit scene behind. gampro is actually an interesting subject. the shit in me is that, once i lost interest, goodgod...goodluck to me, dude. one time i almost lose my temper. after spending late nights here in school doing this, ganon lng ang kapalit. yes! i'm irritated. last minute i wanna backout but then, where will i go? stupid me! but i still go with the flow. ganon lng tlg life. nakakainis minsan. nakakatuwa. malas lng tlg pag nabadtrip ka! chengwa and chog knew that. haha lage nmn eh. sila lng himutukan ko. co'z i cannot tell those sentiments to that person whom i got irritated with. why? it's simply me. no one can see the inner side except for the people who really know me. unfortunately, only few people. tsk! sa school, i'm cool and you know that?! the easy-go-lucky-type, sira ulo, jolly, mangaasar...those crap! but in the house, poor four corner of the room! they were my absorber. plus the chogs. ganon lng tlg buhay. sarap magtrip! tsk!

nywy, everythings ok now. can manage temper pa nmn eh. so, i just don't look at the hella-goddamn-face nlng..so i won't get irritated. hahaha saya ng life. you should be happy eventhough sometimes you wanna freak out. i know myself. my limitations of temper. it'll burst it it's full. so before it do happens, hehe gotta go in the bathroom and take a very very long shower..hooooh!!! sarap non. and i assure you, before i step out it's all gone..along with the flow of the water running down from the body to underneath the waves...hahaha kanta naba ito? la na lc maisip. hahahaha gago ka ana! puro ka na nmn kalokohan eh!

well...life. it's what you call life. you have to forget and move on after those shits. damnit, men! but it'll definitely molds the person as one push through his life, his journey. ^_^